My dad was teaching a Bible study from 1 Timothy 5. Verse 23, in the KJV, says, “Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.”

One of the participants raised his hand. “Brother Moyer, the Bible says to drink no longer water. What exactly is this ‘longer water’ we’re not supposed to drink?”

Hey, he was just reading the text!